"It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point"

-- Will Durst

#Long Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Bedroom Quotes

“Roman is my alter ego. He's mean. *He says the things I can't say.”
“Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild grasses take over.”
“This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life. I like Louis C.K.'s stuff or Bill Burr's stuff. I feel like there's comedy where someone will think of something that they think will work comedically, and then they reverse engineer that point of view so they can say that funny thing. The comedians I like, it could be an allusion, but it feels like their point of view comes first and then the jokes are a reflection of what they actually believe, or are frightened of, or are curious about, or are interested in.”
“The Ten Commandments are the divinely revealed law.”

Source : "Defender of the Decalogue". Interview with Thomas R. Eddlem, www.thenewamerican.com. December 16, 2002.
“She'll sting you one day, Oh, ever so gently, so you hardly ever feel it. 'til you fall dead.”
“I'm training everyday, even though I should be resting.”
“It is possible to be clean in a dirty world.”
“Whoever first thought of imposing a library fine was indeed intelligent.”

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