"Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."

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Will Durst

#Women Quotes #Car Quotes #Speeding Quotes

“I don't really study the guys that I'm racing against.”
“It is not necessary to seek the truth among others which it is easy to obtain from the Church; since the apostles, like a rich man [depositing his money] in a bank, lodged in her hands most copiously all things pertaining to the truth.”
“Apparently I had lunch with Johnny Depp when I was three months old.”
“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter”
“It looks to me as if Darwinians are like someone who, having observed that tugboats sometimes maneuver ocean liners in tight places by directing high-pressure streams of water at them, concludes that he has discovered the method by which the liners cross the Atlantic.”
“I love movies. I mean, I really, really love movies.”
“I think that one's art is a growth inside one. I do not think one can explain growth. It is silent and subtle. One does not keep digging up a plant to see how it grows.”
“When I photographed Marilyn Monroe, I mixed up my cameras - one had black-and-white film, the other color. I took many pictures. Only two color ones came out all right. My favorite picture of Marilyn hangs always on the wall in my office. It was taken on the little patio of her Hollywood house.”

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