"Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump."

-- Will Durst

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“He who confronts the paradoxical exposes himself to reality.”
“Successful living does not mean accumulating material things, it means inner peace of mind; it means that gift of being able to adjust oneself to everyone else; it also means that all your needs for daily living will be taken care of by God.”
“I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle and pretty blue bubbles in the background, to hang in my room, but that nurse here said the girl was naked from the waist up and not appropriate. You know, I've had that picture for fifty years and I never knew she was naked. If you ask me, I don't think the old men they've got here can see well enough to notice that she's bare-breasted. But, this is a Methodist home, so she's in the closet with my gallstones.”
“As I have got older and become a father, there's less and less time for films.”
“The love of God is not taught. No one has taught us to enjoy the light or to be attached to life more than anything else. And no one has taught us to love the two people who brought us into the world and educated us. Which is all the more reason to believe that we did not learn to love God as a result of outside instruction. In the very nature of every human being has been sown the seed of the ability to love. You and I ought to welcome this seed, cultivate it carefully, nourish it attentively and foster its growth by going to the school of God's commandments with help of His grace.”
“The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.”
“I think that Phil Kaufman is one of the best directors that I have come across.”

Source : Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. September 20, 2011.
“There's nothing the matter with Hollywood that a good earthquake couldn't cure.”

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