Carrots famous quotes

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
-- Adam McKay

#Creative #Carrots

Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them.
-- Ann Brashares

#Soup #Scared #Carrots

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.
-- Carl Furillo

#Eye #Might #Carrots

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
-- Carrot Top

#People #Nicknames #Carrots

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.
-- Darynda Jones

#Psychics #Carrots #Desks

I think they named the orange before the carrot.
-- Demetri Martin

#Thinking #Orange #Carrots

You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

#Vegetables #Soul #Carrots

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.
-- Jorge Cruise

#Salmon #Tortillas #Carrots

I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.
-- Julia Child

#Vegetables #Roots #Carrots

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.
-- Lawrence Korb

#Kuwait #Giving #Carrots

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.
-- Marian Keyes

#Carrots

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
-- Mark Rippetoe

#Ass #Carrots #Walks

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
-- Rip Taylor

#Advice #Should #Carrots

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ***** to market; or the precipice.
-- Robinson Jeffers

#Ass #Pleasure #Carrots

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake
-- Stan Collymore

#Cake #Carrots

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
-- Steven Wright

#Humor #Orange #Carrots

I am a rune a carrot a little joke
-- Walter Wykes

#Littles #Carrots #Runes

One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there.
-- Babatunde Adebimpe

#Opposites #People #Carrots

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!
-- April Bloomfield

#Vegetables #Carrots

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

#Bumper Sticker #Carrots #Chains

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.
-- James Arness

#Intellectual #Mind #Carrots

You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids.
-- Jess Lair

#Kids #Sponsors #Carrots