"I think they named the orange before the carrot."

-- Demetri Martin

#Thinking Quotes #Orange Quotes #Carrots Quotes

“Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to”
“It was traumatic but exhilarating to feel what my father felt. I remember the ache of the separation from the people I loved. I would never go back to that time. Yet the things I learned benefited my life.”
“Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.”
“There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We all have fears, this thing that stops us from embracing as we are one. We are never going to be one. People are messed up, but humor lets us see how ignorant we can be.”
“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.”
“The person who doesn't know how to subjugate will all too quickly feel the other's foot on the nape of his neck.”
“The time is now. Now we can market in real time. Now we can market instantly.”
“The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.”

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