"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

-- Joan Rivers

#Daughter Quotes #Mother Quotes #Sleep Quotes

“You don't have to be strong all the time, Xena. Sometimes it's good for the soul to be soft.”
“One of the things I discovered in Japan was from watching sumo wrestling. At the end you can never tell who has won the fight, and who has lost, because they do not show their emotion because it could embarrass the loser. It is unbelievable. That is why I try to teach my team politeness. It is only here in England that everybody pokes their tongue out when they win.”
“Though I later found a career as a journalist and an essayist, fiction is my first love and I never left it, even though there was no easy way to make a living from it.”

Source : "‘Birds of Paradise Lost’: A Conversation With Author Andrew Lam". Interview with Anna Challet, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 5, 2013.
“Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.”
“What has patriotism come to be but greed and false pride, when the only way it can show itself is by shedding blood to gain gold? More economic advantage, more territory, more power.”

Source : Sylvia Thompson (1926). “The Hounds of Spring”, Boston : Little, Brown
“Hamas is simply continuing all its operations. And Israel will not let this terror operation decide when it's convenient for them and not convenient for them to attack our people.”
“My desire for the part of Mammy was not dominated by selfishness for Hollywood has been good to me and I am grateful”
“Attend to mushrooms and all other things will answer up.”

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