Walter Wykes famous quotes

Fate is a manifestation of natural causes. That's it. It's not a conscious entity. It has no plan.
-- Walter Wykes

#Fate #Causes #Natural

Most complaints, you know, aren't won or lost on their own merits, but rather on larger issues--politics and the position of the planets.
-- Walter Wykes

#Issues #Merit #Planets

As soon as we get comfortable in one role, we have to take on another! Why? ... Because he wants to keep us off balance! That's why! Because he doesn't want us to THINK! He doesn't want us to QUESTION HIS AUTHORITY! So he keeps us busy! Keeps us running in circles! Like mice! Rushing from one role to the next! Well, I'm on to his game! I see what he's doing! And I refuse to participate!
-- Walter Wykes

#Running #Thinking #Games

It's not the goods that matter. It's the theft itself. That's what counts.
-- Walter Wykes

#Matter #Stealing #Theft

It doesn't matter what kind of world we live in as long as we have each other.
-- Walter Wykes

#Long #Matter #World

We've been told there's a certain way to live ... that this is living ... and we ... we never really questioned it. We just sort of went along. But what if it's not the best way? What if there's another way that's better? What if there's something more?!
-- Walter Wykes

#Life #What If #Way

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.
-- Walter Wykes

#Vegas #Las Vegas #Ends

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.
-- Walter Wykes

#Las Vegas #Cities #Oddities

The absurdist is concerned with the search for meaning in the Universe. He believes this search to be meaningless--hence the disintegration of plot, character, and language in absurdist drama. Order is a falsehood that we, God, those who came before us, have imposed on a random universe. However, the absurdist is confronted with a curious paradox: though he believes the Universe to be meaningless, he cannot abandon the search for meaning--or he will die.
-- Walter Wykes

#Drama #Believe #Character

What if we're all like that? Like ghosts ... in someone's mind ... gradually fading ... fading ... until finally ... one day ... we just disappear ... drift into nothingness. Wouldn't that be sad?
-- Walter Wykes

#Memories #Mind #What If

I am a rune a carrot a little joke
-- Walter Wykes

#Littles #Carrots #Runes