"Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?"

-- Steven Wright

#Humor Quotes #Orange Quotes #Carrots Quotes

“My fans are the best fans, because they're charming, they're sweet and they're super intelligent. Thank you guys so much!”
“You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something.”
“When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don't deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I'm innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don't own a gun. Now they've come for the First Amendment, and I can't say anything at all.”
“It's incredible how much stamina you can find when you're fighting and enemy in battle, even if that enemy is just in your imagination.”

Source : Alexander Gordon Smith (2010). “Escape from Furnace 1: Lockdown”, p.60, Faber & Faber
“I like those crisis moments - if you're on top of it and don't get pulled under by panic and fear, it's a very bonding thing.”
“Every patient reacts a little differently, both biologically and psychologically. The only constant in cancer is inconstancy; the only certainty is a future of uncertainty, a truism for all of modern life but one made vivid by life-threatening illness.”

Source : Jonathan Alter (2008). “Between the Lines: A View Inside American Politics, People, and Culture”
“Relevance is not a substitute for the Gospel, but an entry point for it”
“If the power goes out, business stops... whether you sell roses or youre a big manufacturer.”

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