"I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots."

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Ron White

#Bumper Sticker Quotes #Carrots Quotes #Chains Quotes

“I’ll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she’d written “Have fun.” That always stayed with me.”
“Then came October, full of merry glee.”
“Custom is our nature. What are our natural principles but principles of custom?”
“Perhaps sound is only an insanity of silence, a mad gibber of empty space grown fearful of listening to itself and hearing nothing.”

Source : Steven Millhauser (2011). “Edwin Mullhouse: The Life and Death of an American Writer 1943-1954 by Jeffrey Cartwright”, p.28, Vintage
“The zeitgeist is ever-changing. If you try second guess what people want, you'll miss it.”
“Critics should find meaningful work.”
“I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.”
“I believe you are never past the point of creating opportunities for yourself.”

Source : Interview with A.J. Sheeran, tv.avclub.com. October 18, 2011.

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