Rodney Carrington famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
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Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
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You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
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I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
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I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
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If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'
-- Rodney Carrington
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God help us if we ever take the theater out of the auction business or anything else. It would be an awfully boring world.
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Loosing you would be the only thing that could destroy me
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The rule of the game was never assume that anybody, however honorable, would be able to stand up under torture. If Mr. X, who knew where I was, was caught for some reason, I should move.
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Faith does not increase, nor does it decrease; because a diminution in it would be unbelief.
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There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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The hardest thing in photography is to create a simple image.
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The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.
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Listening is harder than just acting. Listening is the hardest part.
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