Ralphie May famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
-- Ralphie May

#Men #Decision #Glad
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
-- Ralphie May

#Romantic #Men #Choices
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
-- Ralphie May

#Jesus #Mean #Math
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.
-- Ralphie May

#Los Angeles #Dangerous
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died.Â He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy.Â You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.
-- Ralphie May

#Father #Son #Advice
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
-- Ralphie May

#Attitude #Dwarves #Battle
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
-- Ralphie May

#Blue #Rose #Red

All my life I've been aware of the Second World War humming in the background. I was born 10 years after it was finished, and without ever seeing it. It formed my generation and the world we lived in. I played Hurricanes and Spitfires in the playground, and war films still form the basis of all my moral philosophy. All the men I've ever got to my feet for or called sir had been in the war.
Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.
We always knew how to honor fallen soldiers. They were killed for our sake, they went out on our mission. But how are we to mourn a random man killed in a terrorist attack while sitting in a cafe? How do you mourn a housewife who got on a bus and never returned?
Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
Our first duty is to satisfy the spiritual master, who can arrange for the Lord's mercy. A common man must first begin to serve the spiritual master or the devotee. Then, through the mercy of the devotee, the Lord will be satisfied. Unless one receives the dust of a devotee's lotus feet on one's head, there is no possibility of advancement. Unless one approaches a pure devotee, he cannot understand the Supreme Personality of Godhead.
The soul of the slave, the soul of the "little man," is as dear to me as the soul of the great.
Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose, But young men think it is, and we were young.
The people themselves, and not their servants, can safely reverse their own deliberate decisions.
Love's the little leaven that works the whole world glad.
I'm glad to be here [in Israel] again.

Ralphie May famous quotes

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