"Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support."

-- Ralphie May

#Jesus Quotes #Mean Quotes #Math Quotes

“Donald Trump has been rewriting the rules since he got into politics.”

Source : Source: live.washingtonpost.com
“I have great respect for President Bush, Secretary Powell and Secretary Ridge.”
“Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.”

Source : "Happy and Crappy Days As a New Mom" by Chelsey Wilson, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 13, 2014.
“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
“Because never in my entire childhood did I feel like a child. I felt like a person all alongâ€•the same person that I am today.”

Source : Orson Scott Card (2013). “The Ender Quintet”, p.22, Macmillan
“In very clear and available language, this book details how to recognize the inner critic and how to deal effectively with it. Byron Brown's presentation is useful for any individual who wishes to be free from the inner suffering and coercion of this ancient foe of our humanity, but it is specifically directed to those interested and engaged in the inner journey toward realization and enlightenment.”
“With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can.”
“We have endless books about whether Jesus existed, or whether the Jesus we have learned about is really accurate and historical or mythical. We have endless complicated tracts on fine technical issues, but we don't explore Jesus' way to happiness and peace, or try to understand his feelings about God and creation of how he views our relationship with God, or his attitude toward human weakness. Understanding these things could help us immensely in our own search for inner peace and a meaning to life.”

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