"Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you."

-- Ralphie May

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“I became a vegetarian at 15. I was always an animal lover and, as a teenager, became increasingly uncomfortable with the idea of eating meat. It was then that I started to research vegetarianism.”
“Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.”
“When I adjust materials of different kinds to one another, I have taken a step in advance of mere oil painting, for in addition to playing off color against color, line against line, form against form, etc., I play off material against material, for example, wood against sackcloth. I call the weltanschauung from which this mode of artistic creation arose 'Merz.' The word 'Merz' had no meaning when I formed it. Now it has the meaning which I gave it. The meaning of the concept 'Merz' changes with the change in the insight of those who continue to work with it.”

Source : "Abstract Art". Book by Anna Moszynska, p. 68-69, 1990.
“If every 8 year old in the world is taught meditation, we will eliminate violence from the world within one generation”
“People watch me when I get into these characters that I have in my head, so perhaps I should try acting. So I did.”

Source : "'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Forget the clones... Meet John Boyega, the one-of-a-kind stormtrooper". Interview with Anthony Breznican, ew.com. April 26, 2015.
“The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife.”
“I don't think anyone can ever put into words the great things (Joe) DiMaggio did. Of all the stars I've known, DiMaggio needed the least coaching.”
“You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.”

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