"If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude."

-- Ralphie May

#Attitude Quotes #Dwarves Quotes #Battle Quotes

“Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.”
“Untrained warriors are soon killed on the battlefield; so also persons untrained in the art of preserving their inner peace are quickly riddled by the bullets of worry and restlessness in active life.”
“A lot of people told me that I'm committing musical suicide with my sound.”
“I never break my journey at Deoli but i pass through as often as I can”
“His eyes glow in the shadows as he slides the soft liquid ***** dripping down my thigh in a path leading back into my swollen entry, as if he doesn't want to come out of my body. "Sticky?" he asks in a gruff murmur, bending his head and licking my shoulder as he pushes his ***** back inside with one finger.”
“When we were together, I loved you deeply and you gave me so much happiness I can never repay you.”
“[On the Netherlands:] There is not a richer or more carefully tilled garden spot in the whole world than this leaky, springy little country.”

Source : Mary Mapes Dodge (1875). “Hans Brinker: Or, The Silver Skates, a Story of Life in Holland”, p.34
“The saving of the Jews in Europe did not figure at the head of the list of priorities of the ruling class. It was the foundation of the State which was primordial in their eyes.”

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