"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."

-- Rodney Carrington

#Jobs Quotes #Beer Quotes #Goes On Quotes

“Ruin seize thee, ruthless king! Confusion on thy banners wait! Though fann'd by Conquest's crimson wing, They mock the air with idle state.”
“We ever long for visions of beauty, We ever dream of unknown worlds.”
“Once the grammar has been learned, writing is simply talking on paper and in time learning what not to say.”
“A dark hour makes Jesus bright.”
“I don't see masses, I don't see it like, oh there's hundreds of people here and I'm overwhelmed. I just try to think, well I could be a kid in that crowd, or my daughters could be in that crowd, and no one wants to feel like they're just part of the masses.”
“In choosing global corporate partners UNICEF emphasises compatibility with our core values and looks to build alliances that advance our mission of ensuring the health, education, equality and protection for all the world's children.”
“In talking about the past, we lie with every breath we draw.”

Source : William Maxwell, Barbara Burkhardt (2012). “Conversations with William Maxwell”, p.15, Univ. Press of Mississippi
“While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.”

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