Charlie Sheen famous quotes

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Answers #Lasts #Next

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Baseball #Heart #Television

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,
-- Charlie Sheen

#Stars #Sleep #Rose

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Advice #Want #Sake

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Love #Heart #Broken

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Children #Drug #Over You

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.
-- Charlie Sheen

#House #Rehab #Looks

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Fuel #Rockets #Resentment

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Chuck

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Believe #Rocks #Fishing

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Alive #Stills

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Math #Rate

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Lonely #Views #People

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Believe #Unique

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Thinking #Gold #Tin

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Baby #Umbilical Cord #Yeah

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Years #Brain #Boogers

You make a choice to win and you win
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Choices

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Battle #Acting #Bombs

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Humility #Ability #Willingness To Learn

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Addiction

Can't is the cancer of happening.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Cancer

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
-- Charlie Sheen

#Failure #Fall #Kids

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Insane #News #Realizing

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Birthday #Guy #Age

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Kings #Wall #Vegas

People misinterpret my passion for anger.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Passion #People #My Passion

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Gnarly #People #Guy

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Love #People #Guy

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Hate #Violence

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Mirrors #Evil #Holes

I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Grandiose

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Drug #Lasts #Last Time

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
-- Charlie Sheen

#Soul #Causes #Forfeit

I blinked and I cured my brain.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Brain

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Hook #Hook Up

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Magic #Fingertips

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Drug #Charlie

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Lonely #Coffee #Book

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Crush #Night #Winning

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Love #Hate #Hate You

You can't process me with a normal brain.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Brain #Normal #Process

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
-- Charlie Sheen

#Children #Wife #Stupidity

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Family #Dad #School

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Moments

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
-- Charlie Sheen

#Gears #Speed

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Alcoholics Anonymous #Cult

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Rocks #Fishing #Term

I dare anyone to debate me on things.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Debate #Dare

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Exciting

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Blind #Blindness #Fallen

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Golden #Sombreros

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Party #Should

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Men #Peaceful #Intention

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Air #Bros #Ordnance

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.
-- Charlie Sheen

#People #Brain #Normal

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Honesty #Thinking #Shining

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Rooms #Plans

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing
-- Charlie Sheen

#Reason #Good Enough #Enough

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame
-- Charlie Sheen

#War #Egypt #Two

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Victory #Quests #Claims

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Defeat #Ends #Periods

Get your egos off the battlefield.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Ego

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Gnarly

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Morning #Mean #Toasters

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?
-- Charlie Sheen

#Assassins #Complicated

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
-- Charlie Sheen

#People #Going Away #Sober

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Thinking #People #League

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Children #Hands #Arms

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll
-- Charlie Sheen

#Rocks #Finishing

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Meaningful #Trying #Meaning Of Life

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Mean #Guy #Trying

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Strength #Emotional #Years

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Done #Causes