Toasters famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick ***** for they crumbs.
-- Akinyele -
In the long run, everything is a toaster.
-- Bruce Greenwald -
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
-- Charlie Sheen -
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
-- Dane Cook -
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
-- Dean Koontz -
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
-- Douglas Coupland -
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
-- Erma Bombeck -
Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.
-- Mark S. Fowler -
Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.
-- Neil Gaiman -
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
-- Sam Levenson -
I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn't please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.
-- Tim Cook -
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
-- Walt Mossberg -
Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!
-- Li Cunxin
