"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."

-- Dane Cook

#Giving Quotes #Toasters Quotes #Today Quotes

“I don't typically drink coffee.”
“A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity.”

Source : Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons, George Grenville (1769). “The Speech of a Right Honourable Gentleman, on the Motion for Expelling Mr. Wilkes, Friday, February 3, 1769”, p.41
“You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything!”
“Having been blacklisted from working in television during the McCarthy era, I know the harm of government using private corporations to intrude into the lives of innocent Americans. When government uses the telephone companies to create massive databases of all our phone calls it has gone too far.”
“Why donâ€™t you focus on where youâ€™re going and less on where you came from?”
“I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of”
“Some of the greatest relationship films of all time, the two stars have hated each other, but mostly you see that chemistry.”
“Jane: Focus is important. V: Only if you're a microscope.”

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