Dax Shepard famous quotes

04-17-2025

A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.
-- Dax Shepard

#Jobs #Men #Desire
Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess. But if you just stick around long enough, eventually something is going to happen.
-- Dax Shepard

#War #Successful #Long
I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks and chaos. It is a blissful boring life, believe me.
-- Dax Shepard

#Believe #Had Enough #Good Times
What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four years of working with the same 100 people, and that helps you feel like your life has more roots. It's more conducive to having a family, and you're staying in town. So that part is amazing.
-- Dax Shepard

#Years #Roots #People
When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I want, which is amazing.
-- Dax Shepard

#Dad #Looks #Want
We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I also wrote and directed. And during the press of that, people kept saying, 'What's next, what's next?' And my best friend Nate and I - Nate produced it - we kept saying, 'Oh, we're gonna do a car-chase movie next.'
-- Dax Shepard

#Best Friend #Brother #People
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestly been about trying to peel back each of those habits, to get back to the 12-year-old kid inside who was tremendously excited about life.
-- Dax Shepard

#Kids #Past #Eight
If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, itâ€™s like, â€˜Well, of course he did.â€™ With me, it should be, â€˜Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe Iâ€™ll get me a Kristen Bell.â€™ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.
-- Dax Shepard

#Hate #Dating #Guy
All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I just love anything with an engine. That is one of my main loves. Obviously, my other well-known love is Kristen Bell.
-- Dax Shepard

#Sports #Love Is #Track
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.
-- Dax Shepard

#Successful #Funny Things #People

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