Tom Arnold famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
-- Tom Arnold

#Car #Environmentalist
The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.
-- Tom Arnold

#Crazy #Community #Alcohol
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
-- Tom Arnold

#Football #Team #Years
There are people who believe once somebody gets you a job in show business you are set and the truth is you have to fight for every job. People opened the doors for me for sure and hopefully I've helped open the door for some people but when you're there it's on you and you better be ready for it.
-- Tom Arnold

#Jobs #Believe #Fighting
People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.
-- Tom Arnold

#Inspirational #Hurt #Commitment
Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know
-- Tom Arnold

#Jobs #Grandma #School
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
-- Tom Arnold

#Moving #People #Failing
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
-- Tom Arnold

#Ems
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
-- Tom Arnold

#Kids #Years #Joy
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.
-- Tom Arnold

#Holiday #Years #Office
I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.
-- Tom Arnold

#Football #Drug #Tests
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
-- Tom Arnold

#Funny Love #Airports #Wife
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a car. Here are tools available in the marketplace, enabling our customers to have this conversation.
-- Tom Arnold

#Car #Enabling #Want

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