Chris Farley famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
-- Chris Farley

#Kings #Land #Noses
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
-- Chris Farley

#Character #Play #Different
I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
-- Chris Farley

#Stars #Thinking #Law
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
-- Chris Farley

#Weight #Demon #Stills
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
-- Chris Farley

#Chocolate #Pudding #Underpants
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
-- Chris Farley

#Would Be #Had Enough #Fame
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
-- Chris Farley

#Fall #Laughing #Falling Down
I live in a van, down by the river!
-- Chris Farley

#Rivers #Vans
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
-- Chris Farley

#Average #People #Laughing
I want to live fast and die young.
-- Chris Farley

#Want #Young #Die Young
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
-- Chris Farley

#Doctors #Weight #Littles
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!
-- Chris Farley

#Brother #Hands #Hug
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.
-- Chris Farley

#Nuts #Trying #Pounds
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
-- Chris Farley

#Fighting #Two #Battle
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ***** but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
-- Chris Farley

#Looks #Bulls #Bones
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
-- Chris Farley

#Years #Rivers #Firsts
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
-- Chris Farley

#Crazy #Glue #Guarantees

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