"The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Chris Farley

#Crazy Quotes #Glue Quotes #Guarantees Quotes

“Life is indeed difficult, partly because of the real difficulties we must overcome in order to survive, and partly because of our own innate desire to always do better, to overcome new challenges, to self-actualize. Happiness is experienced largely in striving towards a goal, not in having attained things, because our nature is always to want to go on to the next endeavor.”
“the Sanctuary was reserved for the rich and elite--those with fortunes, not soldiers of fortune.”

Source : Drew Karpyshyn (2007). “Mass Effect: Revelation”, p.140, Del Rey
“My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation. . . A public banquet, if eaten with thought and care, is no more of a strain than a dinner at home.”
“What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.”

Source : "Shake Well Before Using: A New Collection of Impressions and Anecdotes, Mostly Humorous" by Bennett Cerf, (p. 118), 1948.
“No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.”
“Organization has to come from an agreement about principles, rather than just the need to coordinate: so as much as we must all act today in a concerted manner, that should not be the ground of an organization.”
“I realized I had been keeping people around even when deep down I knew they were bad for me. I had overridden myself.”
“I think we need to be put back in touch with our childhood...to be reminded of what's important, like memories about people we loved, or things that happened to us that affected our lives, things we can laugh about and shed a few tears about... I think storytelling is a way of saying 'I love you. I love you enough to tell you something that means a great deal to me.'”

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