"First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."

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Source : "Fictional character: Matt Foley". TV Series "Saturday Night Live" ("Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1975 - ).

Chris Farley

#Years Quotes #Rivers Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Making money and making the world a better place are not contrary to one another.”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 17, 2013
“Sometimes I go to sleep thinking, "I don't like this painting." But then I wake up in the morning, look at it again and think, "Actually, that's not so bad."”
“That the people have a right to uniform government; and, therefore, that no government separate from, or independent of the government of Virginia, ought to be erected or established within the limits thereof.”
“Plainness has its peculiar temptations quite as much as beauty.”
“To me every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle.”
“We have not journeyed all this way because we are made of sugar candy.”
“Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy based on excellence.”

Source : James Bryant Conant (1942). “Our Fighting Faith: Five Addresses to College Students”, Cambridge, Mass. : Harvard University Press
“It took me some time to learn that although every one secretly cherishes the ambition to be 'put in a book,' no one is ever satisfied with anything save incense, butter, and honey, unrelieved by salt or spice.”

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