"I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ***** but I'd rather take the butchers word for it."

-- Chris Farley

#Looks Quotes #Bulls Quotes #Bones Quotes

“The highest laws of the land (America) are not only the constitution and constitutional laws, but also contracts.”
“Properly implemented strong crypto systems are one of the few things that you can rely on,”
“I spent a part of ...1923 with...Dr. W.W. Keen...In the ..Civil War....he was a surgeon...and had seen many men die from suppuration of wounds after he had operated. ...He would hold the sutures in his teeth and sharpen his knife on the sole of his boot, after he had raised up his boot from the muddy ground. That was the accepted practice at the time.”
“I'm not trying to keep up or adapt. I'm allowing myself to grow, evolve and create new music.”
“Duration is not a test of truth or falsehood.”
“My father took me back home, back to Greenwich Village, and he thought by taking me out of the orphanage he'd be out of the World War too. But no way - they got him anyway. He went in the Navy and then I lived on the streets.”
“The effect of the advertising way of thinking on our brains, and how we live on our planet, is very disturbing. It's not a very good thing, and it's not the kind of thing to just make into kind of a "ha-ha."”
“Think of people as people, not problems that need to be solved.”

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