"My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more."

-- Tom Arnold

#Funny Love Quotes #Airports Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Writing is a solitary occupation.”

Source : Julianne MacLean (2016). “The Color of a Christmas Miracle”, p.163, Julianne MacLean
“As much as I cherish your [McCarthy's] right to a platform as an independent candidate I am not going to sit here quietly and listen to you denigrate the two party system. It has served our country well over the last two hundred years.”
“It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate.”
“When I hear traditional family values raised, I hear that effort once again to re-establish the man as head and master of his family. Who had the, not only the right, but the obligation to discipline his wife and children to keep them in line?”
“When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.”
“Bingo!! Once again, privatization--*total* privatization--is the best solution. Get government, and government-sanctioned business collectives, out of the health 'care' picture entirely and, just maybe, I can go back to typing the word 'care' (in relation to 'health') without the quotes. :-)”
“When I'm shooting a film, I don't look at playback. I don't go and do a scene and then hurry up and watch what I just did. I never look at it so I haven't seen any of it.”
“All fiction for me is a kind of magic and trickery, a confidence trick, trying to make people believe something is true that isn't.”

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