Bruce Greenwald famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

In the long run, everything is a toaster.
-- Bruce Greenwald

#Running #Long #Toasters
There are no bad days in the market. When the market is down, you've got bargains, and it's lovely to think of what you are buying at low prices. When the market is up, the bargains have gone, but you're rich.
-- Bruce Greenwald

#Bad Day #Thinking #Lovely
To me, money is absolutely irrelevant.
-- Bruce Greenwald

#Irrelevant

I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good. Those are two classes of people who like to eat well and get their money's worth.'
The movie, like the book before it, is an expertly built machine for the mass production of tears. Directed by Josh Boone ('Stuck in Love') with scrupulous respect for John Green's best-selling young-adult novel, the film sets out to make you weep -- not just sniffle or choke up a little, but sob until your nose runs and your face turns blotchy. It succeeds.
If you're in your early 20s and you're hanging out with a bunch of other people in their early 20s, nobody has a sense of the kinds of problems that real 'workers' run into every day. They're running into a completely different set of problems like 'What's the party going on right now that I should be going to?
The day we run out of petrol is the day Iran will be free.
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Bruce Greenwald famous quotes

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