"The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning."

-- Charlie Sheen

#Morning Quotes #Mean Quotes #Toasters Quotes

“I like to think about society as being a flock of birds: There seems to be a common consciousness in different time periods, and the new common consciousness reacts to the old standards.”

Source : "The Punk Director: Penelope Spheeris Revisits Her Decline of Western Civilization Trilogy". Interview with Laura Snapes, pitchfork.com. July 15, 2015.
“Eventually I got the call for 'Iron Man,' and I read sides that had nothing to do with what I did in the movie, and I performed it once while no one was in the room - it was videotaped, and I'm sure Shane Black was watching it from his helicopter or something. And then I got a call the next day that I was going down to shoot it.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Both success and failure are largely the results of HABIT!”

Source : Napoleon Hill (2012). “Napoleon Hill Collection”, p.64, Penguin
“A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.”
“I took a deep breath. 'For you I've got something better than love.' What's that?' I...trust you.' Why?' You'll never hurt me.' Thank you.' But...' But, what?' I said, 'That means I'll hurt you.' Why?' 'Cause, like I said, you'll never hurt me back.”
“Studying psychology is fun because you're always looking for the same things I think a writer should be looking for, which is the story behind the story.”
“Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.”
“He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.”

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