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Yes, we've seen it all before. And yes, those who do not study history are condemned to repeat it. But no, the sky is not falling - baseball is such a great game that neither the owners nor the players can kill it. After some necessary carnage, market forces will prevail.
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Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
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It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.
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I own over ninety-five different hats and, over the years, have lost or given away 120 hats. You gain to lose you lose to gain.
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The minute you make a record because you think somebody's going to play it on the radio is the minute you ought to quit.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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If you’re a writer, your first duty, a duty you owe to yourself and your readers, and to your writing itself, is to become wonderful. To become the best writer you can possibly be.
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A great number of people in the East German parts had been Nazis, so the change of mind was not altogether there.
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We know that when we protect our oceans we're protecting our future.
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Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
