Dan Cummins famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'.
-- Dan Cummins

#Crazy #Giving #Laughing
I'm going to build my own slam.
-- Dan Cummins

#Slam
Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right now. Kids are adorable, someone will always take care of them.
-- Dan Cummins

#Hilarious #Kids #Thinking

If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs
If I don't think about it, it won't drive me crazy.
I laughed out loud and shook my head, "You're crazy!" He nodded, "About you.
Once I even took the train to Utrecht, forty miles from Amsterdam, with my yellow star, this star which I still have. Why did I go? I just wanted to visit some friends. I was a little bit crazy, a little bit insane.
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
There is not a command God gives to His children for which He does not provide the enablement for obedience.
This was why I loved my Grana. Being with her always made me laugh. She accepted life for what it was. She didnâ€™t pretend or put on airs. She was just Grana.
If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.

Dan Cummins famous quotes

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