"The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'."

-- Dan Cummins

#Crazy Quotes #Giving Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Lift up your eyes, discouraged one. When you feel like giving up, when they say it can't be done, it's up to you to show them why they're wrong.”
“Every night is different, a ball of thread that unrolls differently.”
“By the time The Band did The Last Waltz, the chemistry had changed, and it wasn't a thrill anymore to live that studio kind of life.”
“The Armenian genocide showed what could happen when empires were beaten into nations.”
“There's always an opportunity to make a difference”
“The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.”

Source : "Scott Aukerman on Interviewing Pee Wee, Directing Justin Bieber, and Hiring Women". Interview with Karen Geier, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 17, 2013.
“If the scene bores you when you read it, rest assured it WILL bore the actors, and will then bore the audience, and we're all going to be back in the breadline.”
“The best scheme of finance is, to spend as little as possible; and the best tax is always the lightest.”

Source : Adam Smith, Jean-Baptiste Say, J.R. McCulloch (2013). “History of Economic Theory: The Selected Writings of Adam Smith, Jean-Baptiste Say, and J.R. McCulloch”, p.148, Coventry House Publishing

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