Jelly famous quotes

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.
-- Adriana Lima

#Thinking #Wrinkles #Jelly

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
-- Bob Dylan

#Mustache #Jelly #Knees

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
-- Bobby Flay

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Want

Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.
-- Cecelia Ahern

#Sick #Jelly #Fool

I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.
-- Devin Kelley

#Shoes #Jelly #Looks

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
-- Dick Van Dyke

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Peanuts

I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who says otherwise is either unhealthy or lying! I will admit that I'm addicted to sugar - licorice, Jujubees and jelly candies. And I actually love bran muffins!
-- Evangeline Lilly

#Lying #Healthy #Jelly

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.
-- Fiorello H. La Guardia

#Wine #Jelly #Lord

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.
-- Gena Showalter

#School #Jelly #Nicknames

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
-- Gene Mauch

#Jelly #Fame #Should

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.
-- Gene Simmons

#Long #Meals #Jelly

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
-- Jack Black

#Mean #Peanut Butter #Jelly

The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear, With cinnamon in 'em, and all things rare! And the more we ate was the more to spare, Out to old Aunt Mary's! Ah!
-- James Whitcomb Riley

#Sweet #Aunt #Jelly

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.
-- Janet Evanovich

#Way #Jelly #Life Is

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
-- Jase Robertson

#Fun #Peanut Butter #Jelly

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.
-- Jay Leno

#Thinking #Kentucky #Jelly

I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.
-- Jeff Koons

#Jelly #Normal #Natural

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.
-- Jennifer Hudson

#Work Out #Jelly #Want

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
-- Jim Butcher

#Jelly #Doughnut

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Race #Pulse #Jelly

‎"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?
-- John Connolly

#Jelly #Flavor #Threatening

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.
-- Lady Gaga

#Cake #Jelly #Bitter

It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.
-- Lewis Carroll

#House #Dining #Jelly

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own ***** blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?
-- Margaret Laurence

#Jelly #Doughnut #Bloody

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
-- Mario Diaz-Balart

#Sandwiches #Peanut Butter #Jelly

I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er.
-- Nina Conti

#Shoes #Red #Jelly

I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would back everything he said by what he could do.
-- Omer Simeon

#Dizzy #Jelly #Jazz

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
-- Pharrell Williams

#Order #Jelly #Sandwiches

Ian Watson did an almost full novel length treatment which I've never seen and when he finished it Stanley said to him. I need somebody to smear this with vaginal jelly, and I have to say when I first heard this that I was rather shocked, because he was quite gentlemanly.
-- Sara Maitland

#Needs #Firsts #Jelly

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly...
-- Stephen Fry

#Thinking #People #Jelly

Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.
-- Tariq Ali

#Yellow #Jelly #Politician

I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always about he wrote this and that and the other thing - in fact, everything!
-- Zutty Singleton

#Cat #Jelly #Firsts

I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.
-- Ronnie Van Zant

#Regret #Peanut Butter #Jelly

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Jelly #Grapes #Young

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
-- Lisa Rinna

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Peanuts