"Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky."

-- Jay Leno

#Thinking Quotes #Kentucky Quotes #Jelly Quotes

“Let my Peace which passes all understanding infill and enfold you, for when you are at Peace within, you reflect Peace without, and all those souls you meet will feel that Peace.”
“Read in order to write, but paint in order to paint.”
“Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all... Never was a chain that couldn't be broken. Sometimes its even a good idea.”
“I'm 42 now, what I would consider prime time.”
“I was convinced there as only one actor to play Templeton the Rat, and that was Tony Randall.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When Conservatives crusade against government while they are trying to be appointed to head the government, I think that's weird!”
“When your voice contradicts reality and truth, the only way to create space for it is to discredit reality and truth.”

Source : "Sarah Palin’s Lame Media Strategy" by Sarah Palin’s Lame Media Strategy, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 7, 2010.
“The voters of Brookhaven Town made a clear choice to turn away from the corruption and problems of the past, .. I will end corruption in Town Hall once and for all. I've been fighting for this all my life.”

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