Peanut Butter famous quotes

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.
-- Aasif Mandvi

#Mom #Peanut Butter #Sandwiches

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.
-- Barbara Johnson

#Kindness #Giving #Peanut Butter

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
-- Barry Goldwater

#Two #Mind #Peanut Butter

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
-- Billy Joel

#Witty #Sex #Peanut Butter

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
-- Bobby Flay

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Want

Peanut butter is pâté for children.
-- Brigitte Bardot

#Children #Peanut Butter #Peanuts

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.
-- Bucky Sinister

#Elephants #Differences #Peanut Butter

While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves.
-- Cathleen Falsani

#Jesus #Kitchen #Peanut Butter

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.
-- Channing Tatum

#Wife #Tree #Peanut Butter

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
-- Charles M. Schulz

#Unrequited Love #Reality #Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,
-- Diana Vreeland

#Peanut Butter #Peanuts #Christianity

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
-- Dick Van Dyke

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Peanuts

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
-- Evan Peters

#Peanut Butter #Cinnamon #Bagels

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.
-- Florence Fabricant

#Childhood #Peanut Butter #Peanuts

Peanut butter - the pâté of childhood.
-- Florence Fabricant

#Childhood #Peanut Butter #Peanuts

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.
-- George Vecsey

#Baseball #August #Peanut Butter

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!
-- Greg Louganis

#Champion #Peanut Butter #Breakfast

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.
-- Gwen Stefani

#Peanut Butter #Sandwiches #Peanuts

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
-- Harlan Coben

#Beer #Dip #Peanut Butter

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
-- Jack Black

#Mean #Peanut Butter #Jelly

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
-- Jase Robertson

#Fun #Peanut Butter #Jelly

I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.
-- Jenna Morasca

#Clothes #Chocolate #Peanut Butter

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
-- Joely Fisher

#Kids #Peanut Butter #Today

Without peanut butter, I might starve.
-- Judy Blume

#Peanut Butter #Might #Peanuts

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.
-- Kate DiCamillo

#Dog #Peanut Butter #Likes

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!
-- Lisi Harrison

#Girl #Chocolate #Peanut Butter

Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.
-- Maggie Lawson

#Snacks #Cake #Peanut Butter

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
-- Mario Diaz-Balart

#Sandwiches #Peanut Butter #Jelly

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
-- Mark Lowry

#Years #Grace #Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.
-- Norman Reedus

#Lunch #Peanut Butter #Chill

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
-- Patricia Briggs

#Pants #Peanut Butter #Peanuts

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
-- Wendy Mass

#Sweat #Smell #Peanut Butter

I often eat Skippys Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I dont shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.
-- Willie Geist

#Dark #Night #Peanut Butter

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.
-- Anna D. Shapiro

#White #Peanut Butter #Degrees

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.
-- Richard Whitehead

#Chocolate #Together #Peanut Butter

I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.
-- Ronnie Van Zant

#Regret #Peanut Butter #Jelly

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
-- Grumpy Cat

#Peanut Butter #Awful #Peanuts

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
-- Lisa Rinna

#Peanut Butter #Jelly #Peanuts