Jase Robertson famous quotes

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
-- Jase Robertson

#Jesus #Past #Purpose

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
-- Jase Robertson

#Redneck #Challenges #Way

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
-- Jase Robertson

#Tape #Fixed #Duct Tape

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
-- Jase Robertson

#Lines #Rodeo #Clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
-- Jase Robertson

#Parent #Hoarding

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
-- Jase Robertson

#People #Prison #Circuits

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
-- Jase Robertson

#Hands #Trying #Hot

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
-- Jase Robertson

#Mean #Opposites #Drunk

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
-- Jase Robertson

#Meat #Nervous #Stores

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
-- Jase Robertson

#Hate #Ducks #Wife

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
-- Jase Robertson

#Mountain #Groups #Terrible

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
-- Jase Robertson

#Redneck #Doubt #Way

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
-- Jase Robertson

#Reflection #Truck #Who You Are

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
-- Jase Robertson

#Admitting #Firsts #Steps

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
-- Jase Robertson

#Cutting

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
-- Jase Robertson

#Hunting #Archery #Ducks

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
-- Jase Robertson

#Dirty #Showing Up

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
-- Jase Robertson

#Ducks #Busy #Fishes

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
-- Jase Robertson

#Men #Two #Hats

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
-- Jase Robertson

#Fun #Peanut Butter #Jelly

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
-- Jase Robertson

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
-- Jase Robertson

#Hair #Facial Hair #Meaning Of Christmas

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
-- Jase Robertson

#Ducks #Flying #Sitting

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
-- Jase Robertson

#Ducks #The End Of The Day #Earth

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
-- Jase Robertson

#Ducks #Forget

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
-- Jase Robertson

#Jesus #Heaven #Earth

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
-- Jase Robertson

#Fun #Earth #Frogs

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
-- Jase Robertson

#Love #Marriage #Firsts