Si Robertson famous quotes

That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
-- Si Robertson

#Years #Done #Belief

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
-- Si Robertson

#Butterfly #Fleas #Like A Butterfly

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson

#Wife #My Wife #Live By

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.
-- Si Robertson

#Feet #Pie #Pigs

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
-- Si Robertson

#Girl #School #Hey

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
-- Si Robertson

#Mean #Lines #Next

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
-- Si Robertson

#Night #Ninja #Beavers

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
-- Si Robertson

#Gun #Pants #Next

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
-- Si Robertson

#Beard #Lightning #Insult

When security comes, every man for himself
-- Si Robertson

#Men #Security

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
-- Si Robertson

#Funny #Couple #Life Is Too Short

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
-- Si Robertson

#Taken #Guy #World

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
-- Si Robertson

#Trust In God #Obstacles #Sometimes

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
-- Si Robertson

#Ducks #Together #Dynasty

Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
-- Si Robertson

#Fall #People #Dreamer

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
-- Si Robertson

#Hey #Franklin

Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
-- Si Robertson

#Heart #People #Vets

We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'Hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally, okay, God's gonna take 'Duck Dynasty' where he wants it to go, okay, and to the people that he wants it to go to.
-- Si Robertson

#Humble #Ducks #People

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
-- Si Robertson

#Dog #Giving #Toys

In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.
-- Si Robertson

#Believe #Son #Winter

I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
-- Si Robertson

#Two #Doctors #Hey

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
-- Si Robertson

#Gun #Gun Control #Needs

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
-- Si Robertson

#America #Abnormal #Godliness

When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17.
-- Si Robertson

#People #Stuff

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
-- Si Robertson

#Mom #Party #Europe

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
-- Si Robertson

#Blue #Jeans #Camouflage

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.
-- Si Robertson

#Mean #Kids #Son

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table.
-- Si Robertson

#Garden #Pigs #Land

My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
-- Si Robertson

#Father #Home #Sake

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
-- Si Robertson

#Cat #Play #Phrases

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
-- Si Robertson

#Dog #Stupid #Doors

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
-- Si Robertson

#Team #Hate #Player

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
-- Si Robertson

#Dope #States #Illegal

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
-- Si Robertson

#Squirrels

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son.' But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.
-- Si Robertson

#Jesus #Son #People

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
-- Si Robertson

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
-- Si Robertson

#Fun #Redneck #Names

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
-- Si Robertson

#Stories #Truthful

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
-- Si Robertson

#Secret #Hey #Victoria

I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
-- Si Robertson

#Giving #Owl #Hoot

I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you’re in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where you don’t care any more. You’re in a place that’s foreign to you, and you know for a fact that many people there hate you and will kill you if they get the chance. It really does something to your mind to know that many of the people living around you don’t like you and want you to die.
-- Si Robertson

#Hate #Drinking #People

The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'
-- Si Robertson

#Real #Crazy #Hey