"I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Jelly Quotes #Grapes Quotes #Young Quotes

“I have no family to take care of.”

Source : "South Korea's president-elect faces tough challenges" By Peter Shadbolt, www.cnn.com. February 25, 2013.
“Whoever uses psychedelics should treat them with greatest respect. When Aldous and I used them, we prepared the ambience and ourselves the day before. The day of the session was kept as a holy day, and there were beautiful fruits and flowers around. The result was, that we had no negative experiences.”
“Educated men are so impressive.”
“You should always take a religion at its best and not at its worst, from its highest teachings and not from the lowest practices of some of its adherents.”
“When you get to be nearly 60, you do take stock. You don't know what's around the corner.”
“(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus.”
“Well, you know, in any political campaign, you're gonna have people on one side that are gonna slip a reporter something because they think it'll hurt the guy on the other side.”
“For now, I'm just going to keep doing the work and hope I don't get fired. If people want to put me up on their walls, I'll love it.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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