"I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er."

-- Nina Conti

#Shoes Quotes #Red Quotes #Jelly Quotes

“One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer terror.”
“He had electric blue hair that had stuck around his head like tendrils of a startled octopus.”
“They say I couldn't play football, I was too small. They say I couldn't play basketball, I wasn't tall. They say I couldn't play baseball at all and now everyday of my life, I ball.”
“Every time I scratch apathy, I find powerlessness beneath it. Humans care, they just don't know what to do about it.”
“Friendship is a vase, which, when it is flawed by heat, or violence, or accident, may as well be broken at once; it can never be trusted after.”
“Can it be that even as one grows to fit the space one lives in, one cannot grow until there's space to grow?”
“In order to weep, I had descended to the realm of the dead themselves, to their secret chambers, led by the invisible but soft hands of birds down stairways which were folded up again as I advanced. I displayed my grief in the friendly fields of death, far from men: within myself.”
“He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip. "He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence. "Not." "Did." "Not!" "Did," "Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot. "What are we five?" Cole said. "Six.”

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