Josie Long famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.
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'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed
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I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh.
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The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people being mean about me.
-- Josie Long
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One has to ascertain the right path for his activities by following in the footsteps of great saintly persons and books of knowledge under the guidance of a spiritual master.
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I do what I feel is right. I do not fear to walk on a new path and take risk.
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Allah makes the way to Jannah easy for him who treads the path in search of knowledge.
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One recognises one's course by discovering the paths that stray from it.
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Surprise keeps the reader awake. The only alternative is to continue saying what the reader is expecting. What fun is that?
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No sin which we are capable of committing has ever taken God by surprise for He knew we were just like that.
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the cynic is a coward. He foresees all barrenness so that barrenness can never surprise him.
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The depth of the feeling continued to surprise and threaten me, but each time it hit again and I bore it...I would discover that it hadn't washed me away.
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There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see.
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My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
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