"Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere."

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Source : Source: www.theguardian.com

Josie Long

#Path Quotes #Surprise Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Reality had always been something of an unknown quantity to me.”

Source : Anna Kavan (1970). “Ice”
“My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.”
“How come Aquaman can control whales? Theyâ€™re mammals! Makes no sense.”

Source : Andy Weir (2014). “The Martian”, p.64, Random House
“Everything we have of value as human beings - as a civilization - is the result of our intelligence.”
“Oh yeah, just push the knife in further and twist, why doncha?!”
“To buy books would be a good thing if we also could buy the time to read them.”
“The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ***** in the chair.”
“This is part of what it means to become holy, to be refined by fire. Difficulties and sufferings are God's form of hazing. Sometimes it gets so hard, we think Him cruel. But He's only looking for men and women who will keep their cool when things go horribly wrong, a people prepared to dash into burning rooms to rescue those about to be engulfed in flames.”

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