"My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Lying Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Reading Quotes

“Starting out in a beginner class and really understanding the fundamentals of yoga is really important.”
“You do not have to sit outside in the dark. If, however, you want to look at the stars, you will find that darkness is necessary. But the stars neither require nor demand it.”
“We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all.”
“He who believes needs no explanation.”
“It's not the Olympics. It's Concord, New Hampshire, and a homecoming should reflect the community I'm part of.”
“Contemplation and wisdom are highest achievements and man is not totally at home with them.”
“I’m grateful I had the strength to fight. It takes courage to believe the best is yet to come, especially when you are flat on your back and don’t know if you’re going to see tomorrow. I’m no Pollyanna, but I believe optimism is a choice — a muscle that gets stronger with use. Right foot, left foot…just keep moving.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“A man's own addition to what he learns is cement to bind an otherwise loose heap of stones into a structure of unity, strength, and use.”

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