Simon Munnery famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.
-- Simon Munnery

#Art #Suffering #Draws
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
-- Simon Munnery

#Men #Islands #Six
I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.
-- Simon Munnery

#African American #Blame #Individual
If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut
-- Simon Munnery

#Book #Mouths
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
-- Simon Munnery

#Fool #Ambulance #Disagree
All men are brothers. Hence war.
-- Simon Munnery

#Brother #War #Men
Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.
-- Simon Munnery

#Vanity #Honey #Bees
What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?
-- Simon Munnery

#Men #Might #Gravestone
I don't worry about losing my looks. It's finding them on someone else that worries me.
-- Simon Munnery

#Worry #Looks #Losing
Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.
-- Simon Munnery

#Bed #Supermodel
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.
-- Simon Munnery

#Beautiful #Vision #Bumps
I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.
-- Simon Munnery

#Men #Genius #Earth
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
-- Simon Munnery

#Years #Two #Water
It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.
-- Simon Munnery

#Men #Vanity #Mirrors
Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.
-- Simon Munnery

#Believe #Musical #Life Is Like
I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
-- Simon Munnery

#Glasses #Badges #Intellect

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