"Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity."

-- Simon Munnery

#Vanity Quotes #Honey Quotes #Bees Quotes

“One of the most difficult things is not to change society - but to change yourself.”
“My arm hurts all the time now. It hurts right now. It never stops hurting.”

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“I'm going to be looking forward, asked to be judged on my record, not taken back as has been the - in a sense, the tendency throughout politics in Northern Ireland, is to always look back, always look at what was said a long time ago, instead of looking forward.”
“I only know how to play two ways: reckless and abandon.”
“The No Child Left Behind Program was an incentive to the schools to get their kids up to snuff on math and science and reading.”
“The mismanagement of American newspapering is quite remarkable. But all of the fellows responsible are now on a golf course in Hilton Head or some such (place), having secured their bonuses and golden-parachute buyouts.”
“I realize that I'm black, but I like to be viewed as a person, and this is everybody's wish.”
“I like to quote the verse, "I can do all things through Him who gives me strength." I kind of envision me skiing and God is kind of like an eagle right next to me screeching in my ear that everything is going to be all good. I just try my best and that's all I can ask for.”

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