Andy Zaltzman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
-- Andy Zaltzman

#Donkey #Boxes
To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?
-- Andy Zaltzman

#Fighting #Democracy #Want
Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family
-- Andy Zaltzman

#Jobs #Believe #Giving
Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.
-- Andy Zaltzman

#Grammar
If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales
-- Andy Zaltzman

#Princess #School #Would Be

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
Staying out of the penalty box will really help.
I keep everything that is most important to me close to me: my family, my bible, my X-Box - just kidding.

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