"Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better."

-- Andy Zaltzman

#Grammar Quotes

“I'm not really interested in politics, because I think it's just too removed from my own life. If there's a war, though, or a disaster, I want to know what's happening.”
“What would a man of God say, who felt aright, when Joseph asked him for his money? He would say, 'Yes, and I wish I had more to help to build up the Kingdom of God.' Or if he came and said 'I want your wife?' 'O Yes,' he would say, 'here she is, there are plenty more.' ... Did the Prophet Joseph want every man's wife he asked for? He did not... If such a man of God should come to me and say, 'I want your gold and silver, or your wives,' I should say, 'Here they are, I wish I had more to give you, take all I have got.'”
“Sometimes we question things that we have done in our lives but how many times do we question what we haven't done in someone else's.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The ability to throw 100 mph cannot be taught, cannot be learned, it can only be God-given.”
“As far as I'm concerned, the sheriff's department has done an excellent job in Savoy. The department has responded to the needs of our citizens, so I don't want to mess with a system that is working well for us.”
“Music as a social conduit has always been important to me.”
“Reason always stands in need of being purified by faith”
“People can say anything they want to. If they don't want to get the news from me, get it from somebody else. It's not something I'm going to worry about, I'm sorry.”

Source : "Jim Lehrer on Billy Bob, Reports of Rain and Stenography As Journalism". Interview with Liz Cox Barrett, www.cjr.org. June 2, 2006.

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