"If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales"

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Source : "Not amused by Jimmy Carr? Check out these comedians instead" by Hazel Davis, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2009.

Andy Zaltzman

#Princess Quotes #School Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“Poor maids have more lovers than husbands.”
“The sense of smell can be extraordinarily evocative, bringing back pictures as sharp as photographs of scenes that had left the conscious mind.”

Source : Thalassa Cruso (1990). “The Gardening Year”, Lyons Press
“I think itâ€™d be a great honor to be able to influence someoneâ€™s joy.”
“Mr. Chairman, delegates, and fellow citizens: I am honored by the support of this convention for vice president of the United States. I accept the duty to help lead our nation out of a jobs crisis and back to prosperity - and I know we can do this.”
“Oh simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on So tell me when you're gonna let me in I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin”
“We take these animals and completely violate who they are. We use them, abuse them, and deprive them all their livesâ€¦then we cut their throats, shred them and eat them! Morally, Iâ€™m against it, ethically, I canâ€™t justify it, and ecologically, itâ€™s just insane. The thought of meat-eating makes me shudder. As far as wearing fur is concerned, it is the rudest, most inconsiderate, selfish and sick faÃ§ade I can imagine.”
“Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?”
“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”

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