"Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water."

-- Simon Munnery

#Years Quotes #Two Quotes #Water Quotes

“Bad movies are when people go, 'oh, I wasted $10 bucks and 2 hours and I don't even want to go back again.'”
“In the end, life lived to its fullest is its own Ultimate Gift.”

Source : Jim Stovall (2001). “The Ultimate Gift”, p.149, David C Cook
“Staying true to my vision, to the word as it comes to me, to my own aesthetic judgments, even when they disagree with the majority culture, is very important to me, and I think important for every artist. It's what we have: our voice, our intuition, the truth as we understand and know it.”
“Weigh down your curtains with a proper 5-inch hem. It makes them much more proportioned and professional-looking.”
“The key reason why we are richer than our ancestors is that these ancestors have bequeathed us buildings, factories and machines that have given us a high living standard to start with. Driven by irresponsible policy makers, America's present generation is consuming the nation's capital.”
“Many people on the political left found my work psychologically liberating. They began to say: once you realize that standards emerge historically, then you can see through and discard all the norms to which we have been falsely enslaved.”
“What hapÂpens to me if this slipÂper fits?" "I turn you into a handÂsome frog.”
“I went to a public high school that had a very small graduating class of 156 students. I lived a relatively normal childhood until I turned probably around 16. Things started to take off career-wise.”

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