"'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed"

-- Josie Long

#Couple Quotes #Mum Quotes

“And then Gossip Girl completely blew open the door to fashion for me. I'd go to fashion shows and call my publicist and say, 'Can I wear that?' I think I became my own stylist by not knowing any better. And once I was told it was time to get one, I thought: This is one of my favorite hobbies! And I'm going to pay someone to steal my hobby from me? That's a terrible idea!”
“A woman who is careful with her words is a gift to all who know her.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 21, 2016
“I was a smart kid, but I hated school.”
“There is more religion in men's science, than there is science in their religion.”
“I think the inflation prospects for the U.S. over the next five or six, seven years, are quite serious. You cannot have a bumper crop in apples without the value or the price of each apple falling. The Fed has had the largest increase in the monetary base in the history of the U.S., from colonial times to the present, times ten.”

Source : "Journal Editorial Report" with Paul Gigot, www.foxnews.com. June 12, 2010.
“To become self-aware, people must be allowed to hear a plurality of opinions and then make up their own minds. They must be allowed to say, write and publish whatever they want. Freedom of expression is the most basic, but fundamental, right. Without it, human beings are reduced to automatons.”

Source : "China’s Olympic Crossroads: Author Ma Jian on Beijing, Spectacle and Reality". Interview with Flora Zhang, beijing2008.blogs.nytimes.com. August 5, 2008.
“I don't go to church regular. But I pray for answers to my problems.”
“To do great things, we need to be able to endure tragedy and setbacks. We've got to love what we do and all that it entails, good and bad. We have to learn to find joy in every single thing that happens.”

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