Joanne Fluke famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Eden #Lakes #Lunch
For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Race #Pulse #Jelly
Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?
-- Joanne Fluke

#Art #Winter #Dressing Up
The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Giving #Secret #Needs
P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Secret #Rooms #Lasts
...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more...
-- Joanne Fluke

#Glasses #Half #Levels
If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldnâ€™t be so grouchy in the morning.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Morning #People #Chocolate
If God gave Dad Alzheimerâ€™s, Heâ€™s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Dad #Church
If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
-- Joanne Fluke

#Dad #Alzheimer's #Church

Eden, paradise - all the best gardens are imaginary.
Eden ha[s] put his country in a position where she sustained the greatest diplomatic reverse since Bismarck in similar circumstances had called Palmerston's bluff in the matter of Schleswig-Holstein...Further damage was done when Russia proved by her action in Spain, that she was not a good European as Mr. Eden had assured the world was the case.
In the Garden of Eden Eve showed more courage than Adam.. when the serpent offered the forbidden fruit. She knew that there was something better than paradise
I'm as old as the moon and the stars, and as young as the trees and the lakes. My style comes from looking at what came before me, and from visiting a lot of places.
Music is an ocean, but the repertory is hardly even a lake; it is a pond.
But I was wrong. I should have known it wasn't owver, couldn't be over quite easily. No sooner was Xavier out of sight than a little cylinder of paper fell from the top of my locker. As I unrolled it, I knew I'd see black calligraphy crawling across it like a spider. Dread settled around me like a fog as the words burned into my brain: The Lake of Fire awaits my lady
I don't think about tennis 24/7. I enjoy time on the lake at my Florida home and just being lazy on the sofa.
Camping has become one of my most beloved pastimes. I take a fierce delight in swinging a pak o my back or into a canoe and heading for the hills or lakes. In my opinion, camping can be the greatest expression of free will, personal independence, innate ability, and resourcefulness possible today in our industrialized, urbanized existence. Regardless of how miserable or how splendid the circumstances, the sheer experience of camping seems a total justification for doing it.
If you read about Mussolini or Stalin or some of these other great monsters of history, they were at it all the time, that they were getting up in the morning very early. They were physically very active. They didn't eat lunch.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

Joanne Fluke famous quotes

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