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Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

  • Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

  • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

  • That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

  • I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

  • I can bulk up very fast. I can lift heavy weights because, like most people, I started off with heavy workouts. That's stayed in my muscle memory. I feel horrible when I feel my jeans are getting tight. Workouts peace me out.

  • Growing up my mother played Sarah Vaughan and Nat Cole in the house regularly.

  • The trade magazine and all was banned in my house. The first time I read a film magazine was when I was 18.

  • I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

  • I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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