"I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money."

-- Kevin Meaney

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“There are four principles we need to maintain: First, read the Word of God. Second, consume the Word of God until it consumes you. Third believe the Word of God. Fourth, act on the Word.”
“Fame is a food that dead men eat, I have no stomach for such meat.”

Source : 'Fame is a Food' (1906)
“Happily for us, the fundamental Christian message concerns not what we ought to do, but what God has done and what God is willing to do. In fellowship with Him and with others who are likewise trying to be like Him, we can be lifted up above our native possibilities.”
“It is a good deal easier for most people to state an abstract idea than to describe and thus re-create some object they actually see.”
“Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.”
“By believing in his dreams, man turns them into reality.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“No pain will last forever. It is not easy, but life was never meant to be either easy or fair. Repentance and the lasting hope that forgiveness brings will always be worth the effort.”
“I actually did an Agatha Christie monologue for my audition showcase at Guildhall, and that's how I got my agent. Some people said 'ooh it's old hat' and 'too risky'. Some people think she's all about the narrative and thriller aspect at the expense of character and I disagree. I did it anyway and it worked well.”

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